Li Longji - Computerized ATM?
Li LongjiandWang QingxiaBackground
- Li LongjiShe started as a lounge singer, participated in the TVB singing competition "Voiceover Night" and won second place. She is a Hong Kong actress and singer.
- Wang Qingxia(Chris Wong, whose real name is Xu Jing): A native of Foshan, Guangdong, she is 36 years younger than Li Longji and was once Li Longji's fiancée.
Qu claimedHe began studying abroad in the United States, Japan, the Netherlands, and other countries at the age of 10. He also studied EMBA at Beijing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics and Mechanical Engineering and Computer Science at Stanford University.Doctor of SexCourses, Leiden University in the Netherlands, etc., multiple academic qualifications andMasturbationqualifications.
Through "Talented and Foolish Scheme"After arriving in Hong Kong, he got into legal trouble due to document issues."
Table of contents
obsceneMay-December romance (starting in 2011, lasting approximately 14 years)
- They met Li Longji around 2011 and began dating publicly and openly in 2019.
- Li Longji had repeatedly stated publicly that he would marry no one but her, promising to marry her upon his release from prison, and even sending her 60 pink roses to welcome her home.planProperty transfer, etc.
- After the winter solstice in 2025, following reports that Brigitte Wang was married and had children, Li Longji publicly admitted that he was "Third party, uh, cuntThe two broke up amicably.
Honeymoon Period (ATM Mode)
Li Longji (75-year-old Brother Ji, the king of the tour guide industry):
"Chris, I have seven floors, and I'll write them all for you! Germany, Foshan, Hong Kong, I'll pick you up by plane, I love you so much I'll fly!"
Wang Qingxia (Chris, 36 years old):
"Brother Ji, you're so manly! (Thinking to myself: This ATM is so easy to use, just insert your card and it dispenses cash.)"
Background music: The remix version of "ATM" features the clanging sound of an ATM dispensing cash replaced by the beeping sound of a computer counting.
Netizens' accounts were immediately banned:Withdrawal base
Passersby on the street saw Brother Kei:
"Hey, ATM! How much money was withdrawn today?"
Brother Ji (smugly):
"Whether I withdraw the money or not, I know best!"
The turning point (suddenly upgrading the computer mode)
One day, the Immigration Department suddenly knocked on the door... Wang Qingxia was pulled away (overstaying + fake documents + violation of stay conditions).
Wang Qingxia was arrested, and Brother Ji immediately transformed.Computational basis!
Netizens exclaimed:
Wow! ByATMInstant upgradecalculator!
This is not an ordinary computer, it issupercomputerah!
They've calculated the property costs, the lawyer's fees, the legal fees, and how to escape unscathed!
Brother Ji:
"I am a department"Ugh, cunt, multi-functional composite machine"You can withdraw money, calculate costs, and even print breakup agreements!"
Feng Ge's sentiments I said I wanted you to be happy. Calculation + Ugh, bastard version
(Original song: Wu Guojing's "I Said I Wanted You to Be Happy")
Life is like a series of consecutive salty stories
Even if you shoot until your legs go weak, there are still more calculations to be made.
I'm thinking you should understand what a 36-year age difference is.
Unable to obtain true love, yet forever buried deep within.
Today's sexual experience was so enjoyable that I seemed to have forgotten the past.
Your shadow has faded, who knows where I still stand?Ugh, slut
I said I'd make you the one heartbroken one if I were happy.
Rewriting the plot, drifting silently
I said I'd trade my happiness for the feeling of orgasm throughout my life.
Forgive me, forgive me, please forgive me
I still have many lewd and despicable stories to tell today.
One of the female protagonists comes from"Idiot" Plan
Time has faded away, erasing many sexual encounters.
Some loves that cannot be obtained are forever buried deep within.
On the evening of the Winter Solstice, you ate dinner with your husband and servants, reminiscing about the past.
Your shadow has faded, but who knows my deepest affection?Ugh, slut
I said I'd let myself be the ATM if I wanted to be happy.
Upgrading to a computer system is a complete failure.
I said if you want me to be happy, even if it means I'm a free prostitute.
Forgive me, forgive me, please forgive me
I told you I'd make you happy so you could be the one heartbroken.
The plot was rewritten, and the characters drifted silently.
All I want to do is enjoy the feeling of ejaculating with my penis every night.
Forgive me, forgive me, please forgive me
ending
Brother Ji now:
Depend onWithdrawal base → Uh... (referring to a type of computer programming) → Good Quetz → Wu Yingji(No further response)
Latest account bans among netizens:Transformers base —— You can switch between withdrawal mode and calculation mode at any time!
Further reading:
- The Champagne Building's Block B wants to be transformed into a "proper hotel," but the Urban Planning Committee says: No way!
- Li Zongrui secretly filmed and had an incestuous relationship with his stepmother.
- Can a woman insert spring rolls or golf balls into her vagina?
- After being dismissed, Walter Kwok revealed that he had caused the deaths of his younger brother and Hui Si-yan, leading to their imprisonment.
