[Premature Ejaculation Training] - From "Premature Ejaculation Pilot" to "Fighter Ace"
You read that right, premature ejaculation training is similar to that of pilots and race car drivers.meditationThe practice is exactly the same! They sit on a bench with their eyes closed, flying planes and racing tracks, while you close your eyes and dive into things—The principle is the same: use your brain to train muscle memory so that when you actually "enter the game," it won't crash as soon as you turn it on.
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Why "close your eyes and FF pounce"?
| Your family situation | What situation do you want? |
|---|---|
| He would rush in recklessly as soon as he saw a hole (target). | Lock onto the target and aim slowly. |
| It started bombarding me as soon as it was inserted. | Precision strikes, controlled pace |
| Running out of ammunition and supplies before reaching the target (instant firing). | Mission accomplished, safe return. |
"You're like an untrained fighter jet, and your pilot (your brain) is still a 'genius.' If you don't practice on this bench, you'll get shot down as soon as you enter the battlefield (and women will laugh at you for ejaculating too quickly)."
Danger Zone - Premature Ejaculation Training
(use Kenny Loggins head"Danger Zone(Sing the song with your eyes closed, practicing your breath control while singing.)
【Verse 1】
Revvin' up your engine (揸实你条J)
Listen to her howlin' roar (the sound of her moaning during sex)
Metal under tension (J is extremely hard)
Beggin' you to touch and go (wanting to but having to resist)
Highway to the danger zone (That woman's room is a "danger zone")
Ride into the danger zone (something will happen if you go in, but you have to hold on).
【Verse 2】
Heading into twilight (Preparing to insert)
Spreadin' out her wings tonight (渠对脚擘开晒)
She got your heart racing off the deck.
Shovin' into overdrive (想一嘘队到尽)
Highway to the danger zone (insert, cum)
I'll take you right into the danger zone.
【Bridge】
You'll never say hello to you
Until you get on the red line overload (You'll always be a premature ejaculator if you shoot before you reach the red line)
You'll never know what you can do
Until you reach your limit, know your own limits first.
【Chorus】
Out along the edges (insert to the very end)
Always where I burn to be (Just cum, I really want to explode)
The further on the edge (the more patient one is)
The hotter the intensity (the more intense the shooting formation), the more powerful it becomes.
Highway to the danger zone (条女个閪)
Gonna, take it right into the danger zone.
Chair Flying vs. Premature Ejaculation Training
| project | Pilot training | Premature ejaculation training | Interpretation |
|---|---|---|---|
| Training location | Sitting on a stool | Sit on a stool (or toilet). | They were both sitting there, one in uniform, the other with his pants off. |
| Training methods | Close your eyes and fly an airplane. | Close your eyes and pounce on something. | One FF control lever, one FF control for the glans. |
| FF content | Takeoff, cruise, landing | Foreplay, penetration, ejaculation | One fears a plane crash, the other fears premature ejaculation. |
| Theme song | Danger Zone | Danger Zone (危险之地=条女个閪) | One was startled by a missile, the other by a woman's laughter. |
Premature ejaculation training "Checklist"
Pilots check dozens of things before takeoff, and you need to check things before you land. Follow along, don't skip steps:
| step | action | Interpretation |
|---|---|---|
| 1. Oil level check | Touch your own penis, is it hard enough? | If it's softer than a banana, don't fly; go see a doctor first. |
| 2. Target Confirmation | FF knows exactly who he wants to gank today. | It's not good to FF someone's wife, unless you want to be beaten |
| 3. Weather check | Is the woman wet yet? | Do not attempt a forced landing after clearing the desert, as this will damage the aircraft. |
| 4. Route planning | FF good insertion angle | Don't line up randomly, or you'll be in big trouble if you line up the wrong way. |
| 5. Braking test | FF thrusts 5 times, can you bear it? | It shoots with a single touch? Your engine's braking system is broken and needs repair. |
| 6. Emergency Response | If FF comes to shoot, what should we do? | Pull it out, grip the glans firmly, and wait for it to cool before re-inserting. |
Five Steps to Premature Ejaculation Training
Phase 1: Ground Warm-up (Foreplay Practice - When is it time for the scumbag?)
| FF content | Body reaction | You need to do something |
|---|---|---|
| FF Tin Mouth, Touching the Breast | J began to react. | Remember this "pre-flight check" |
| FF Scum Wave—From gently touching to gripping firmly, teasing the nipple with fingers | J hardened halfway | "Sports Golden Time"After kissing, you should make your move; don't wait until the girl asks, "Have you touched enough?" |
| FF touches below, rubs clitoris | J is completely hard. | Remember the "Bean-type GPS"—find it before you can take off. |
| FF saw a hole and touched it with his hand. | J hard to the top of his pants | Remember this "runway alignment" technique. |
Phase Two: Takeoff (Insertion Practice – When to Insert?)
| FF content | Body reaction | You need to do something |
|---|---|---|
| Align the glans with the opening and rub it a couple of times. | J hard to the point of pain | Remember this "takeoff point". |
| FF slowly inserts, only the glans is inside. | J was so hard that even the blood vessels were visible. | "The Golden Rule of Insertion"You have to wait until the girl is completely soaked, until she says "Come on in," or until she grabs your penis and pulls it in herself before you can enter. |
| Insert FF in strips, pause. | J is so hard it's about to explode. | Remember this "cruising altitude"—after inserting it, stop low and wait until it gets used to you before you start moving. |
Phase Three: Cruise (Twisting Practice – When should I give it to him?)
| FF content | Body reaction | You need to do something |
|---|---|---|
| FF strip girl grabs your spring bag | J hard and bounced up | Remember the "Spring Bag Series Assist Engine"—use it to warm up first. |
| FF strip woman sucks on the glans penis and circles it with the tip of her tongue. | J got so hard it hurt, then he ejaculated. | "The Golden Time for Pinching"The best time is during foreplay, or when you ejaculate right after penetration. |
| FF female deep throat | J hard as a standard eyedropper | Remember, "deep throat is a difficult move"—don't force it, or he'll gag. |
| After FF finished sucking, the girl used her breasts to clamp your penis. | J is so hard it feels like it's going to explode. | "Milk Cannon Time"If he's willing to use his breasts to clamp you, it means he really wants to have a big fight with you tonight. |
Phase Four: Cruise (Patience Practice - Tightly Insert the Array Point for Patience?)
| FF content | Body reaction | You need to do something |
|---|---|---|
| FF thrusts 10 times, and I feel like I'm about to ejaculate. | J was so hard that even the blood vessels were visible. | Stop! FF will pull the joystick by itself (just bear with it). |
| FF changes the rhythm—pull it out and use the glans to grind the clitoris. | J started to lose the urge to ejaculate. | "The first trick to suppressing your desire": Just come to the ejaculation formation, from "high-speed thrusting" to "slow grinding" |
| FF Fantasy One Piece (or maybe your mom's nagging you). | J started to soften. | "Second move to suppress ejaculation"FF nuclear burst, instantly reduces excitement. |
| FF continued to pounce, but managed to hold back. | J maintains hardness, but won't ejaculate. | Remember this "optimal cruising speed"—not too fast, not too slow—you can cruise for a long time. |
Phase 5: Landing (Ejaculation Practice – When to Ejaculate?)
| FF content | Body reaction | You need to do something |
|---|---|---|
| FF accelerates the thrusting, reaching its limit. | J is so hard it hurts, I want to ejaculate. | Decision: Land (or shoot)? Or go back to base (and continue to endure)? |
| FF decides to ejaculate | J shot, soft return | "Golden Time for Ejaculation"It's best to wait for the woman to climax before ejaculating, or ejaculate at the same time. |
| FF decides to continue to endure | J remained hard, but did not ejaculate. | "Resumption of Flight Procedures": Pull out and shake for 10 seconds (FF nuclear thrust), then insert again |
| After FF finishes shooting, the girl will help you clean up. | J is soft and slender, but her heart is sweet. | After-sales serviceAfter you finish shooting, you should hug the canal and tin canal, and the canal will pounce on you again next time. |
Training Schedule – From Academic Prodigy to Ace Pilot
| Time | Training content | J's status | Success metrics |
|---|---|---|---|
| Week 1 | Daily FF pounce for 5 minutes (foreplay + penetration) | Hard all day long, soft all day long | Memorize the "takeoff procedure" |
| Week 2 | 5 minutes of patience daily in FF | When it hurts, then ejaculate. | Successfully endured for 1 minute |
| Month 1 | Daily FF complete mission 10 minutes | Controlled to hardness | Successfully endured for 3 minutes |
| 3rd month | FF anytime, no need to close your eyes | J listens to your flute | You can ejaculate whenever you want. |
"Aerospace terminology vs. poaching terminology"
| Aviation terminology | Poker Version | Interpretation |
|---|---|---|
| Pre-flight checks | Pre-poaching inspection | Zhabo, Zhuodou, Dixia Shiwei |
| Align with the runway | Aim at a hole | If you don't insert it correctly, you'll end up inserting it incorrectly (you'll know once you've put it in the toilet). |
| Rise | Insert slowly | Too much rushing will cause a loss of speed (soft J). |
| cruise | During insertion | Keep your speed up, don't go too fast (or you'll ejaculate). |
| Aerial refueling | Let him contain | Hold your breath and catch your breath, so you can fly longer. |
| bomb | ejaculation | Aim at the target (the climax first), don't just randomly explode. |
| Engine overheating | Just come and shoot | Reduce oil flow (slow down the grinder), wait for the channel to cool (FF core burst). |
| landing | ejaculation | Control the angle well (wait for the high tide), land safely (and enjoy the ride together). |
| Resumption of flights | Continue to endure | Not enough of a good pounding, pull it out, shake it, and then put it back in. |
| black box | You brain | Record all your mistakes so you can improve next time. |
| Danger Zone | a woman's cunt | Once it's inserted, it's a "danger zone," you have to be able to withstand it. |
Summarize
"The pilot sits on the bench for a safe landing. You sit on the bench and masturbate for safe ejaculation (not premature ejaculation). They train muscle memory, you train memory to hold back ejaculation; they need to achieve man-machine unity, you need to achieve 'brain-body unity'."』.
Remember the lyrics:
"You'll never know what you can do, until you get it up as high as you can go"
—If you don't push yourself to the limit, you'll never know how long you can keep going.
Three months later, when you're back at the track, the woman will ask, "What was that all about today? You were so good at it, both in stamina and control." You can confidently reply, "I'm an ace pilot; this runway is too short for me."
"If the pilot doesn't FF (presumably referring to a specific technique or method), the plane will crash. If you don't FF (presumably referring to a specific technique or method), you'll ejaculate prematurely. You're the captain, and your penis is your fighter jet. FF practice is until you achieve 'man-machine unity'—you can land (ejaculate) whenever you want. I wish you safe flying, and don't 'crash' on a woman. Highway to the danger zone…Ride into the danger zone!"
Further reading:
- Sexual intercourse expert tutorial, remember GCA if you're a slut
- What is Indian God Oil? Why is it called Indian God Oil?
- How to improve premature ejaculation by urinating daily?
- Methods to improve premature ejaculation
- Prolong sexual intercourse time and avoid premature ejaculation